° Beginning in September, we will no longer run creative nonfiction in the literary sense of the term. It is not because we do not love creative nonfiction, it’s because plenty of other magazines have that covered way better than we do. We’ll publish the rest of the CNF we have throughout the month of August, and in September, things will be new and different and better.
° Starting in October, we will begin publishing content every week day.That’s all the days that end in “day,” except Sunday and Saturday.
° Also in October, we’ll start printing our (satirical, comical, humorous, poindextrous) literary magazine on PAPER in a MAGAZINE FORMAT every single month. So you can buy it! Cheap.
° We’re looking for ten monthly columnists who want to count themselves as regular contributors. Regular contributors get perks! Do you want to write a column? You can click here.
° We have decided that we are going to be having more cat stuff. Sorry if you’re allergic.
That’s all for now. We are unspeakably excited, and can’t wait to expand all around you, like one of those rubbery foam dinosaurs you put in water overnight. (You know. From the science store?)
We love you. We are obsessed with you. We can’t wait for our future together.
The Folks at N/P