May, 2016

How I Created a Successful Cat Calendar Despite...

May 25, 2016

Ah yes, this little rascal. My entrepreneurial venture began, like so many...

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20th Century Politics Rebranded As Nursery Rhymes

May 24, 2016

  One, Two- Buckle My Shoe! Three, Four- Here’s Another Proxy War!...

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Scotch is for Girls

May 23, 2016

In the past, Theora Kvitka has fit herself into a suitcase, snuck a live bunny...

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A Note to the Angels Transcribing My Life

May 23, 2016

Hi angels. First of all – thank you. Like, times a million. I know my life is...

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Signs You May Be A Teensy-Weensy Bit Paranoid

May 2, 2016

When you’re out, you pay for everything with a credit card, so that later you...

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Ugh, I Accidentally Started a Successful Chimney Sweep...

May 2, 2016

So I accidentally started a chimney sweep company after my parents, or should I...

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How to Survive a Common Cold

May 2, 2016

Headache. Runny nose. Chills. Coughing until you vomit up blood and your...

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