An Open Letter to Harvy Weinstein’s Bathrobe

November 13, 2017

It's not your fault, Bathrobe. You were so loyal, and yet. ...

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I’m a Mompreneur, Bitch, and I Like It

November 7, 2017

I hope this makes you see me for the relevant, accomplished mother that I am: a...

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Ernest Hemingway, Advice Columnist

November 1, 2017

Ernie's been there. He can help....

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Insecure Password

October 30, 2017

It is a very simple process to create a valid password. Please try harder....

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How Much of a Pussy-Loving Stud Is Your...

September 14, 2017

Props! Your baby is a snatch master....

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Jesus Albert Christ

June 23, 2017

A comic by Shay Larsen...

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Brief Dates with Hideous Men

June 19, 2017

Everyone wants to date a writer. We have no idea why....

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May 8, 2017

Only traitors like geese....

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Apology to Eleveninchpimp_Stovekingchef

May 2, 2017

Your Instagram was so, so much more than I ever hoped....

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Honey, I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Lactation...

April 20, 2017

Look, I'm sorry. But you need to stop making everything about your womanhood...

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