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Jesus Albert Christ

June 23, 2017

A comic by Shay Larsen...

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Brief Dates with Hideous Men

June 19, 2017

Everyone wants to date a writer. We have no idea why....

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AMERICA’S TRUE ENEMY

May 8, 2017

Only traitors like geese....

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Apology to Eleveninchpimp_Stovekingchef

May 2, 2017

Your Instagram was so, so much more than I ever hoped....

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Honey, I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Lactation...

April 20, 2017

Look, I'm sorry. But you need to stop making everything about your womanhood...

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It’s Not A Sex Thing, I Just Think...

February 7, 2017

It's just ... wouldn't it be great to lick unabashedly? Is that so weird?...

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How to Win the East Hill Neighborhood Thrift...

January 6, 2017

The game is very, very real. (And it's just 99 cents because of the smell.)...

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The Twelve Steps of Writers Anonymous

December 5, 2016

You are a writer. Admitting it is the first step to recovery....

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Procedures for the Return or Exchange of Haunted...

October 19, 2016

Preventing death and haunting since 1999....

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Dog Horoscopes

August 12, 2016

Dogs take over the website and look to the stars....

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