Humor

How to Not Lose Friends and Alienate People

June 21, 2017

It is really, really hard to have friends....

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Introvert Dies At Frat Party

June 20, 2017

Should've stayed in and watched cat videos, like usual. ...

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Brief Dates with Hideous Men

June 19, 2017

Everyone wants to date a writer. We have no idea why....

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Famous Authors Edited By A High School English...

May 10, 2017

Creative writing teachers always know best....

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How to Patron Saint Your Way Through the...

May 9, 2017

You can be more holy than you think you are. ...

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AMERICA’S TRUE ENEMY

May 8, 2017

Only traitors like geese....

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Apology to Eleveninchpimp_Stovekingchef

May 2, 2017

Your Instagram was so, so much more than I ever hoped....

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Honey, I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Lactation...

April 20, 2017

Look, I'm sorry. But you need to stop making everything about your womanhood...

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Five Lil Wayne Lyrics, Disputed

February 24, 2017

Tha Carter, Under Tha Microscope...

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Ode to Florida Man

February 22, 2017

Only a Florida man can....

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