Humor

AMERICA’S TRUE ENEMY

May 8, 2017

Only traitors like geese....

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Apology to Eleveninchpimp_Stovekingchef

May 2, 2017

Your Instagram was so, so much more than I ever hoped....

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Honey, I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Lactation...

April 20, 2017

Look, I'm sorry. But you need to stop making everything about your womanhood...

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Five Lil Wayne Lyrics, Disputed

February 24, 2017

Tha Carter, Under Tha Microscope...

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Ode to Florida Man

February 22, 2017

Only a Florida man can....

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Share A Coke, I Guess

February 15, 2017

Do you really want to be mad at me? Because, look: here is a Coke....

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The Bukowski vs. Shakespeare Quiz

February 13, 2017

This is worth 100 percent of your grade....

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The Closed for Submissions Literary Journal

February 9, 2017

Hello! We are currently accepting not anything at all....

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It’s Not A Sex Thing, I Just Think...

February 7, 2017

It's just ... wouldn't it be great to lick unabashedly? Is that so weird?...

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How to Win the East Hill Neighborhood Thrift...

January 6, 2017

The game is very, very real. (And it's just 99 cents because of the smell.)...

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